Just in: Bad Bunny to Hold Concert at “No Kings” Protest in Boston, “Only 1,500 Signed Up”
BOSTON — In what was expected to be a major fusion of activism and pop culture, global superstar Bad Bunny announced a special performance at the “No Kings” protest rally in Boston — only for the event to fall flatter than a deflated crown. Despite weeks of online promotion, celebrity hashtags, and moody black-and-white posters […]
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Elon Musk Shuts Down The View Moments After Buying ABC For $10 Billion, “Those Toxic Hens Had to Go”
In what media insiders are calling “the boldest hostile act of kindness in television history,” Elon Musk has reportedly purchased ABC for a cool $10 billion, then promptly canceled The View before the ink on the contract was even dry. According to witnesses inside ABC’s headquarters, the deal was signed at 9:02 a.m. Tuesday. By […]
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George Strait Saddles Up With Kid Rock for the All-American Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a stunning, star-spangled twist that no one saw coming (except maybe everyone wearing a cowboy hat), the NFL announced that George Strait, the King of Country himself, will join Kid Rock for the All-American Halftime Show at Super Bowl LX. The news comes just weeks after the league quietly parted ways with Bad Bunny, […]
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