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Whoopi Goldberg Leaves The View in Tears After Elon Musk Shuts It Down, “I Never Thought It Would End Like This”
It was a surreal morning on the ABC studio lot in New York — one that began like any other, with coffee, cameras, and half-shouted political opinions — and ended with Whoopi Goldberg quietly walking off stage as Elon Musk officially pulled the plug on The View. The news hit just after 10 a.m., while […]
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Samsung Pulls Out of Super Bowl LX After Bad Bunny Announced as Halftime Performer, “American Game, American Singer”
In a move that blindsided both sports fans and marketing executives, Samsung has officially withdrawn its multimillion-dollar sponsorship from Super Bowl LX, citing “irreconcilable creative differences” with the halftime performer, Bad Bunny. The decision, which arrived just 24 hours after the NFL confirmed the Latin superstar’s headline act, was accompanied by a curt public statement […]
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