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Turning Point USA’s All-American Halftime Show Featuring Kid Rock Is Now Sold Out, “Nobody Wants Badbunny”
Tickets for the Turning Point USA All-American Halftime Show were snapped up in record time this week, disappearing faster than a Bud Light from a frat fridge. Within 45 minutes of going on sale, not a single seat remained. Meanwhile, across town, the NFL’s official halftime headliner — Bad Bunny — was reportedly struggling to […]
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JUST IN: Official Count Reveals ‘No Kings Rally’ Drew Just 250,000
The final numbers are in, and it turns out the “No Kings Rally” in Boston wasn’t exactly the people’s uprising its organizers had promised. According to city officials, the total headcount clocked in at a respectable but hardly revolutionary 250,000 people — roughly the population of Des Moines, Iowa, or one and a half Taylor […]
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