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Gordon Ramsay Cancels Drag Event Mid-Performance In One Of His Restaurants, “Don’t Want This Woke Pride Crap”
It was supposed to be a calm, elegant evening at one of Gordon Ramsay’s flagship restaurants — white tablecloths, Michelin-starred perfection, and the occasional, well-timed insult from the chef himself. But the night turned into something else entirely when Ramsay allegedly burst into the dining room like a culinary thunderstorm and shut down a drag […]
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Sylvester Stallone Draws the Line: “No Pride Crap on My Movie Set”
In an era when Hollywood sets are festooned with slogans, hashtags, and rainbow-colored merch tables, Sylvester Stallone has decided his latest film will feature exactly none of that. The 79-year-old action icon, currently filming Freedom’s Last Stand in Texas, reportedly stunned cast and crew during their first production meeting when he stood up, tapped the […]
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