Day: October 24, 2025

Whoopi Goldberg The View Suspension
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The View Issues 6-Week Without Pay Suspension To Whoopi Goldberg, “Her Toxic Behaviour Ruined The Show”

After years of on-air tension, awkward silences, and eye rolls so intense they could cut glass, The View has finally done the unthinkable — suspending longtime co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay. The official reason, according to ABC executives: “Persistent negativity, unfiltered hostility, and an emotional climate best described as post-apocalyptic.” Unofficially? Sources […]

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Alyssa And Clint
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Legend Clint Eastwood Shuts Down “Snarky” Alyssa Milano in Brutal X Takedown, “Grow Up, You’re 52”

The internet just witnessed the wildest generational clash since a boomer tried to explain a landline to a Gen Z barista. This time, it was Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood, 95 years old and still grumpier than a bear in a sleeping bag factory, taking aim at actress-turned-activist Alyssa Milano on X (formerly Twitter, formerly tolerable). […]

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SAG and Whoopi Goldberg
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Screen Actors Guild Throws Out Whoopi Goldberg for Her Extremist Views

In a move that’s left Hollywood gossip circles spinning, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) has reportedly expelled Whoopi Goldberg from its membership ranks, citing “extremist tendencies, unprofessional conduct, and general unpleasantness.” The decision, which insiders describe as “long overdue,” marks the first time in decades that the Guild has kicked out a member for simply […]

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