Kid Rock Announces Emotional Tribute To Charlie Kirk At TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show
The upcoming All-American Halftime Show, hosted by Turning Point USA, just got its most emotional twist yet: Kid Rock has announced he’ll perform a new song dedicated to the late Charlie Kirk, calling it “a tribute to the brother America lost too soon.” In a press release filled with guitars, beer-soaked tears, and freedom, Kid […]
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Michael Jordan Walks Away from Nike’s “Woke Circus,” Takes Air Jordans With Him, “I’m Done With Wokeness”
In a move that shook both Wall Street and the sneaker shelves of every teenager alive, basketball legend Michael Jordan has reportedly cut ties with Nike over what he calls their “woke marketing obsession.” According to insiders, Jordan left a board meeting earlier this week after one executive suggested that the next Air Jordan campaign […]
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The View Issues 6-Week Without Pay Suspension To Whoopi Goldberg, “Her Toxic Behaviour Ruined The Show”
After years of on-air tension, awkward silences, and eye rolls so intense they could cut glass, The View has finally done the unthinkable — suspending longtime co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay. The official reason, according to ABC executives: “Persistent negativity, unfiltered hostility, and an emotional climate best described as post-apocalyptic.” Unofficially? Sources […]
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Legend Clint Eastwood Shuts Down “Snarky” Alyssa Milano in Brutal X Takedown, “Grow Up, You’re 52”
The internet just witnessed the wildest generational clash since a boomer tried to explain a landline to a Gen Z barista. This time, it was Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood, 95 years old and still grumpier than a bear in a sleeping bag factory, taking aim at actress-turned-activist Alyssa Milano on X (formerly Twitter, formerly tolerable). […]
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Screen Actors Guild Throws Out Whoopi Goldberg for Her Extremist Views
In a move that’s left Hollywood gossip circles spinning, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) has reportedly expelled Whoopi Goldberg from its membership ranks, citing “extremist tendencies, unprofessional conduct, and general unpleasantness.” The decision, which insiders describe as “long overdue,” marks the first time in decades that the Guild has kicked out a member for simply […]
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