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Erika Kirk Turns Down Taylor Swift’s $60 Million Offer For Spot At All-American Halftime Show: “We Don’t Do Woke Here”
In a move that sent shockwaves through both Nashville and Hollywood, Erika Kirk — the widow of conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk and current head of Turning Point USA — has officially rejected a $60 million offer from Taylor Swift to perform a special segment during the upcoming All-American Halftime Show. Swift, who apparently wanted to […]
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Alyssa Milano Breaks Down On Platform X: “Nobody Hires Me Now”
In a stunning display of vulnerability — or possibly Wi-Fi boredom — actress and activist Alyssa Milano took to Platform X (formerly Twitter) this week to announce, through tears and perfectly arranged lighting, that “nobody hires me now.” The internet, naturally, responded with the compassion and nuance it is famous for: laughter, memes, and one […]
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