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6 Patriots Vows To Leave The Team If They Sign Colin Kaepernick For The Superbowl Match, “He’s Woke”
You know, you cover professional sports long enough, you think you’ve developed an immunity to the absurd. You’ve seen dynasty-ending scandals, bizarre injuries involving household appliances, and multi-million-dollar press conferences that consist entirely of the word “grunt.” And then, a Tuesday like this happens. Here in New England, things are, for the first time in […]
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BREAKING: Elon Musk Just Donated $500 Million To LGBTQIA+ Community, “I Hope They Find A Cure”
You know, there are days when you wake up, check the news, and think, “Alright, the simulation is stable.” And then there are days when Elon Musk logs onto his own website. Yesterday was one of those days. In a move that has left the entire planet suffering from a collective case of ideological whiplash, […]
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