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Muslim New Yorkers Scramble to Undo Votes After Discovering Mamdani’s WOKE and A Communist, “WHAT HAVE WE DONE”
When Zohran Mamdani won the mayoral race in New York City, Muslim communities across the boroughs erupted in joy. Families gathered around their televisions, children waved miniature city flags, and WhatsApp groups exploded with congratulatory emojis and jubilant messages. “Finally, one of us!” wrote an uncle from Jackson Heights, his message quickly followed by celebratory […]
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Kid Rock Pulls Plug on New York Concerts For The Next Year, “I’ve Decided Not To Support New Communist Regime”
Kid Rock has announced that he is canceling all of his scheduled performances in New York City, declaring that he refuses to “perform under a communist regime” following the election of Zohran Mamdani as mayor. In a characteristically fiery post on social media, the musician wrote, “SORRY NEW YORK, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES. […]
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