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Jason Aldean Pulls Out of New York City Tour, Cites “Communist Takeover”: “I Don’t Support This Communist Regime.”
Jason Aldean has officially decided that New York City won’t be seeing his cowboy boots—or his microphone—anytime soon. The country music star announced that all his 2026 tour dates in NYC have been canceled, blaming the city’s new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, and what he called “a communist coup with better pizza.” Speaking to reporters outside […]
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