Day: November 30, 2025

Zohran Mamdani Coca Cola
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Coca-Cola Says Enough, Shuts NYC Flagship Factory After Mamdani Victory: “We Won’t Support This Communist Govt”

The news broke with a jolt that rippled across New York City: Coca-Cola would be closing its largest manufacturing facility in the city, a massive bottling plant that had operated for decades and employed hundreds. The announcement, arriving just days after Zohran Mamdani’s election as mayor, sent shockwaves through political circles, business groups, and—most painfully—through […]

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Elon Musk Sparks Uproar After Saying Deporting Ilhan Omar “Would Make America Greater”

The remark attributed to Elon Musk—claiming that “denaturalizing and deporting Ilhan Omar would make America greater”—triggered a national eruption the moment it hit the public sphere. It landed with the kind of force that only a statement at the intersection of wealth, politics, identity, and cultural tension could deliver. Within minutes, the comment spread from […]

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Ilhan Omar Says Presidential Rhetoric Has Put Her Life at Risk, “I’m a Law-Abiding Immigrant Congresswoman And My Life Is in Danger”

Ilhan Omar has never been shy about the pressures and challenges that come with being one of the most visible immigrant lawmakers in the United States, but her recent remarks suggest a level of concern far deeper than anything she has voiced before. According to individuals close to her, the congresswoman has privately warned that […]

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