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REPORT: For the First Time in 50 Years, the U.S. Loses More Immigrants Than It Gains in 2025
The latest demographic analysis revealing that the United States lost more immigrants than it gained in 2025 represents a moment that many experts have long predicted but few expected to arrive so suddenly. For over 50 years, immigration had been the single most reliable engine of population growth in the U.S., sustaining the labor force, […]
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Ellen DeGeneres Is Now Pleading to Return to the United States: “Leaving Because of Trump Was a Decision I Regret”
When Ellen DeGeneres made the decision to leave the United States and relocate to the United Kingdom, it was seen as a symbol of frustration shared by many public figures during the most politically turbulent years of modern American history. Those close to her recall that the political climate under Donald Trump — both during […]
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