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Robert De Niro Says He’s Leaving NYC After Mayor Mamdani’s Takeover, “I Can’t Live Here Anymore, He Wants My Savings”
Robert De Niro, a lifelong New Yorker and part-time moral compass for the nation, has reportedly begun making quiet plans to leave New York City after the official rise of Mayor Mamdani. The actor, once one of the mayor’s most enthusiastic celebrity supporters, now says the situation has become “financially impossible” after learning that the […]
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