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“Find Work Some Woke Place”, Paramount Severs $500 Million Ties with Mark Ruffalo Following Golden Globes Outburst
The fallout from the 83rd Golden Globe Awards has escalated into a full-scale corporate divorce. In a stunning move that has rattled the entertainment industry, Paramount Global has reportedly moved to sever ties with Oscar-nominated actor and activist Mark Ruffalo, terminating a development deal valued at roughly $500 million. The decision comes just 48 hours […]
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