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Billie Eilish Claims “Truth Has a Price” After Latest Tour Allegedly Draws Just 1,800 Fans
The image was jarring: row upon row of empty plastic seats, bathed in the sterile glow of venue work-lights before the show. For Billie Eilish, an artist whose name is practically a synonym for “Sold Out,” the news that a recent stop on her 2026 tour moved only 1,800 tickets felt like a glitch in […]
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“I Got Hate for Only Speaking the Truth”: Mark Ruffalo Is Considering Leaving The US and Moving To UK Permanently
The dust from the 83rd Golden Globe Awards has yet to settle, and for Mark Ruffalo, the “Hulk” of Hollywood activism, the fallout is becoming personal. In a move that has stunned both his supporters and his harshest critics, Ruffalo has reportedly expressed a desire to leave the United States permanently, eyeing a move to […]
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