Author: Alex Robin

With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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Billie Eilish To Leave The US Permanently After The Backlash, “I Cannot Live On A Stolen Land”

The aftermath of the 68th Annual Grammy Awards has shifted from a celebration of music to a historic cultural divorce. In a stunning announcement that has paralyzed the entertainment world, Billie Eilish has reportedly begun the process of permanently relocating outside of the United States. The decision follows a week of unprecedented hostility, sparked by […]

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Billie Eilish Sells $13M Oklahoma Estate to Tribal Trust for Symbolic $1M Price, “I Admit it’s on stolen land”

In the zip-code-obsessed world of the ultra-famous, “downsizing” usually means trading a twenty-room mansion for a fifteen-room penthouse. But pop icon Billie Eilish has just redefined the term by offloading her $13 million Oklahoma estate for a staggering $1 million. The buyer? Not a tech mogul or a fellow chart-topper, but a local Indigenous tribal […]

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Bad Bunny Allegedly Thrown Out of Grammy Awards 2026: “You’re Woke — Get Outta Here”

In a move that truly redefined the term “limited engagement,” the Recording Academy successfully managed to crown Bad Bunny the King of Music and then immediately treat him like a guy trying to sneak a backpack into a movie theater. The 68th Annual Grammy Awards was supposed to be a night of bridge-building. Instead, it […]

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Grammys Cancel Billie Eilish’s Award, Issue Lifetime Ban After “Brutal Remarks”, “You’re No Longer Welcome Here”

The history of the Grammy Awards is littered with “rock and roll” moments, but what happened on the morning of February 2, 2026, will likely go down as the day the music industry’s biggest institution officially went to war with its own artists. In a move that has paralyzed the entertainment world, the Recording Academy […]

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“Enough of This Country”: John Leguizamo Deletes The Video About ICE and Hints At Leaving The US

The digital age has a way of turning a ten-second video into a national crisis, and this week, John Leguizamo proved to be the lightning rod for a country already at its boiling point. Following a series of raw, unfiltered social media posts, the Emmy-winning actor has reportedly scrubbed his presence of the “Unfollow ICE” […]

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Fox Pulls Plug on Leguizamo’s $500 Million Deal Amidst “Unfollow ICE” Firestorm, “Find work some other place”

The escalating fallout from John Leguizamo’s fiery “If you follow ICE, unfollow me” remarks has taken a dramatic turn, with 20th Century Fox, a subsidiary of Disney, officially terminating its groundbreaking $500 million three-picture deal with the actor and producer. The decision, confirmed by sources close to the studio late Thursday, sends shockwaves through Hollywood, […]

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John Leguizamo Loses 1 Million Followers Overnight After ICE Boycott Call: “I Don’t Know What I Said Wrong”

The digital world, much like a rapidly shifting desert, can turn on a dime, swallowing even the most established figures in its sands. For actor and comedian John Leguizamo, a long-time, outspoken advocate for immigrant rights, the sandstorm hit with brutal force this week. Following his impassioned call to boycott anyone who supports ICE, Leguizamo […]

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Elon Musk Pledges $56 Million to Support ICE Agents, Calls Mission Critical to “Clean the Country”

n a move that has sent shockwaves through both the tech world and the halls of Congress, Elon Musk announced a personal $56 million pledge to support U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents. The billionaire made the announcement late Monday via a series of posts on X (formerly Twitter), framing the donation as a […]

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Billie Eilish Claims “Truth Has a Price” After Latest Tour Allegedly Draws Just 1,800 Fans

The image was jarring: row upon row of empty plastic seats, bathed in the sterile glow of venue work-lights before the show. For Billie Eilish, an artist whose name is practically a synonym for “Sold Out,” the news that a recent stop on her 2026 tour moved only 1,800 tickets felt like a glitch in […]

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“I Got Hate for Only Speaking the Truth”: Mark Ruffalo Is Considering Leaving The US and Moving To UK Permanently

The dust from the 83rd Golden Globe Awards has yet to settle, and for Mark Ruffalo, the “Hulk” of Hollywood activism, the fallout is becoming personal. In a move that has stunned both his supporters and his harshest critics, Ruffalo has reportedly expressed a desire to leave the United States permanently, eyeing a move to […]

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