Author: Alex Robin

With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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Sony Music Kicks Madonna Out of Studio for Promoting Pride: “We Have No Place for Woke Like You”

In a shocking move that has left the music industry reeling, Sony Music has reportedly expelled legendary pop icon Madonna from one of its studios for promoting Pride. The announcement came after the superstar’s vocal support for LGBTQ+ rights and the Pride movement, which Sony Music deemed “incompatible” with their current vision. In a statement […]

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Lia Thomas Expelled While Submitting Form for Next Pan American Games: “William, You Think We’re Mad?

Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who made headlines for competing in women’s collegiate swimming, has found herself at the center of yet another controversy—this time, in connection with the Pan American Games. Thomas was recently removed from the girls’ locker room while submitting her application for participation in the upcoming Pan American Games, set to […]

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Zoe Saldaña Denied Access to Oscar Red Carpet: “Your Presence Is Too Woke”

Zoe Saldaña, the celebrated actress known for her iconic roles in *Avatar*, *Guardians of the Galaxy*, and *Star Trek*, found herself embroiled in a surprising controversy at the 2024 Academy Awards. Despite being invited to attend, Saldaña was reportedly banned from stepping onto the Oscar red carpet, with one source allegedly telling her that “Your […]

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Peacock Cancels $80 Million Contract With Meghann Fahy, “Just A crying Baby”

Peacock, the streaming platform owned by NBCUniversal, has made the shocking decision to cancel its highly anticipated show starring Meghann Fahy, one of the breakout stars from *The White Lotus*. The show, which had a hefty budget of $80 million, was expected to be a cornerstone of Peacock’s content strategy. However, despite significant investment, the […]

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Texas Rangers Are the Only MLB Team to Reject Pride Night: ‘Our Home Run is Woke-Free’

In a surprising and controversial move, the Texas Rangers have become the only Major League Baseball (MLB) team to decline hosting a Pride Night. This decision, which has garnered attention across the sports world, has sparked both support and criticism. The team’s statement, which included the phrase “We will hit woke Pride out of the […]

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MSNBC Drops Joy Reid: ‘Your Endorsement Is Hurting Our Ratings’

In a surprising move, MSNBC has decided to part ways with prominent host Joy Reid, citing concerns over her recent endorsements and the negative impact they were having on the network’s ratings. Reid, known for her outspoken political views and passionate commentary, has been a fixture at MSNBC for years, hosting *The ReidOut*, a show […]

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Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson Reject $500 Million Netflix Movie Project: ‘Serving You Means Serving Wokeness

Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson, two actors known for their outspoken views and high-profile roles, have made waves by rejecting a massive $500 million movie project offered by Netflix. Their decision to walk away from such a lucrative deal stems from their strong opposition to what they see as Netflix’s embrace of “wokeness” and its […]

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Buffalo Bills Lose $650 Million in Sponsorships After Supporting National Gay Flag Football League

The Buffalo Bills are facing a significant financial challenge after publicly supporting the new National Gay Flag Football League (NGFFL). The team’s decision has led to a loss of around $650 million in sponsorship deals. While some people praise the Bills for promoting LGBTQ+ inclusion in sports, others believe the move has alienated certain fans […]

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Kansas City Based Organization Rejects $1 Million from Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Need Your Woke Money”

A Kansas City-based organization has recently found itself at the center of controversy after turning down a $1 million donation from pop superstar Taylor Swift. The organization, which is known for its strong conservative values, explained that it could not accept the money because they did not want to be associated with what they referred […]

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Mike Tomlin Calls For Banning Pride In Schools And Sports, “It’s Woke Agenda”

In a bold and controversial statement, former MLB pitcher Mike Tomlin has voiced his strong opposition to the increasing presence of pride-themed events and displays in sports and schools. Tomlin, best known for his pivotal role in the Boston Red Sox’s 2004 World Series win, emphasized that the primary focus in sports should be on […]

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