Author: Alex Robin

With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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Just in: Joy Behar’s Son Lights Her Up on Instagram, “I Played Football and I’m OK”

In a shocking turn of events, Joy Behar’s son, Steve Janowitz, took to Instagram yesterday to publicly criticize his mother’s lack of athletic prowess, saying “I played football and I’m OK, but my mom couldn’t catch a ball if her life depended on it.” Behar, a co-host on the popular talk show “The View,” has […]

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Hollywood Stunned as Golden Globe Ethics Board Takes Back Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award

In a stunning move, the Golden Globe Ethics Board has decided to rescind Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award. The decision was made after an extensive investigation revealed that Goldberg had engaged in a series of unethical activities throughout her career. According to sources close to the investigation, the board discovered that Goldberg had secretly replaced […]

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Whoopi Goldberg’s Toxic Behavior Gets The View Banned From Daytime Emmy Nominations

In a shocking turn of events, The View, the popular daytime talk show, has been banned from the Daytime Emmy Nominations. The reason? According to insiders, it’s all because of Whoopi Goldberg’s toxic behavior. Yes, you read that right. Whoopi Goldberg, the beloved Oscar-winning actress and longtime co-host of The View, has apparently been behaving […]

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CNN Exposed: Jeffrey Epstein Owned 51% of News Network, “He Called the Shots”

As the world continues to unravel the dark secrets of the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, recent revelations show that he owned a significant stake in one of the world’s largest news networks – CNN. According to court documents, Epstein held a 51 percent stake in the network and reportedly “called the […]

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Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Out of Red Carpet Event: “You Were Asked Not To Come”

In a stunning turn of events, legendary actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg turned away from a red-carpet event in Hollywood last night, despite her status as a beloved Hollywood icon. According to sources close to the event, Goldberg was informed ahead of time that she was not welcome on the red carpet, but decided to […]

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Shocking: Screen Actors Guild Kicks Out Whoopi Goldberg Over ‘Extremists Views’

In a shocking move, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has announced that they will be expelling actress Whoopi Goldberg from their organization due to her “extremist views.” Goldberg, a veteran of the entertainment industry with a career spanning over four decades, has been a member of SAG since the 1980s. However, the organization claims that […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down Restaurant Drag Show

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay made headlines this week when he decided to shut down a restaurant’s drag show, claiming it was “too raunchy” for his delicate sensibilities. The restaurant in question, “The Glitter Palace,” had been hosting weekly drag shows for years, delighting locals and tourists alike with their fabulous performances and over-the-top costumes. But […]

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Just in: Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

In a recent public appearance, comedian Kathy Griffin reportedly heckled former MMA fighter and “The Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano, almost leading to a physical altercation. Griffin, known for her controversial humor, had apparently taken issue with Carano’s conservative political views and made several comments about her during the event. According to witnesses, Griffin repeatedly interrupted […]

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Just in: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

In a recent public appearance, comedian Kathy Griffin reportedly heckled former MMA fighter and “The Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano, almost leading to a physical altercation. Griffin, known for her controversial humor, had apparently taken issue with Carano’s conservative political views and made several comments about her during the event. According to witnesses, Griffin repeatedly interrupted […]

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Just in: Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

In a surprise move, it has been announced that actor Keanu Reeves will be replacing disgraced actor Alec Baldwin in the upcoming movie “Rust” when filming resumes. The decision comes after Baldwin’s involvement in a fatal shooting incident on set, which has led to widespread controversy and calls for his removal from the film. Baldwin […]

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