Elon Musk Considering ABC Acquisition To ‘Set Things Straight’, Plans to Fire David Muir Immediately
In a move that has shocked media insiders and sent Twitter into a frenzy, Elon Musk is reportedly considering buying ABC, with one clear mission: to “set things straight.” And in typical Musk fashion, his first order of business would be firing longtime ABC anchor David Muir, the face of World News Tonight. The decision, […]
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Candace Owens Calls Out ABC News Anchors: “David Muir and Linsey Davis Are a Disgrace to Their Profession”
In her latest media takedown, conservative commentator Candace Owens has set her sights on two of ABC’s top news anchors: David Muir and Linsey Davis. Known for her sharp criticism of mainstream media, Owens didn’t hold back, calling the duo “a disgrace to their profession” following their moderation of a recent high-profile political debate. The […]
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Taylor Swift Loses Another 50 Million Followers on Instagram After Trump’s Latest Post: “I Hate Taylor Swift”
In an unforeseen turn of events that has shaken both the music industry and social media alike, Taylor Swift has reportedly lost another 50 million Instagram followers overnight, all thanks to a single post from former President Donald Trump on Truth Social. The post, which simply stated, “I Hate Taylor Swift,” has seemingly triggered a […]
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ABC’s CEO Reveals: “It’s Finally Time for Us to Cancel the Worst Show on TV, ABC’s ‘The View’!”
In a decision that has rocked the world of daytime television, ABC’s CEO Michael Bellaman has officially announced that it is “finally time” to cancel the long-running and highly controversial talk show The View. The revelation came during a press conference that was supposed to focus on ABC’s future programming slate, but instead, the network’s […]
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ABC Loses Almost 1 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In what may go down as one of the most dramatic media shake-ups of the year, ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The reason? One tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, who, after witnessing what he described as “blatant bias” during ABC’s recent presidential debate coverage, called for a full-blown boycott of […]
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Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance Announces Boycott of ABC: “They’ve Lost It”
In the latest skirmish in the culture wars, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has announced an official boycott of ABC, declaring that the network has “completely lost it” after its handling of the recent presidential debate. The NWAA, a group of Hollywood actors who believe the entertainment industry has been overtaken by “wokeness,” has […]
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David Muir Is Now Jobless After Being Fired by ABC, “Fact Checking Was My Biggest Mistake”
In a shocking turn of events that has left the media world reeling, David Muir, the anchor of ABC’s flagship news program World News Tonight, has reportedly been fired by ABC. Once a golden boy of the network, Muir has now found himself out of a job and, as some insiders suggest, struggling to figure […]
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Guy Fieri Kicks Taylor Swift Out of His Restaurant After Harris Endorsement: “Don’t Come Back Here, You Ain’t Anybody’s Role Model”
In what might be the spiciest scandal to ever hit Flavortown, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has officially taken his diners, drive-ins, and dives to new political heights. Known for his signature bleached hair, love of nacho cheese, and all things “dude food,” Fieri shocked fans everywhere when he reportedly kicked pop icon Taylor Swift out […]
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Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of ABC Network: “Let’s Take ‘Em Down!”
In yet another dramatic twist in the ever-spiraling 2024 political saga, tech billionaire and part-time Twitter disruptor Elon Musk has thrown his weight behind a full-fledged boycott of ABC Network following the recent presidential debate. After a polarizing event that left both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris supporters fuming over the moderators’ handling, Musk took […]
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Coca-Cola Ends Long-Term Partnership with Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Support Her Endorsement”
In a move that has shocked fans and fizzled out one of the most iconic partnerships in modern pop culture, Coca-Cola has officially ended its long-standing collaboration with global superstar Taylor Swift. The reason? Swift’s recent political endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election, a move that Coca-Cola executives say they “just can’t […]
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