Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation
Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]
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Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”
The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such […]
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Breaking: Bud Light Becomes Major Sponsor of Olympics 2024 After Most Non-Woke Companies Drop Out
In a turn of events that has both left jaws dropping and social media buzzing, Bud Light has become the major sponsor of the 2024 Paris Olympics. This comes after a mass exodus of traditionally conservative, non-woke companies, who have decided to drop out of sponsoring the event, citing concerns over what they view as […]
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Breaking: George Clooney Vows to Leave America Soon: “I Just Can’t Take it Anymore”
In an unexpected twist, George Clooney came out of the blue with a bombshell announcement that he’s fed up with America while he was gesturing to his perfectly chiseled hairline. Yes, folks, you have read it right, this silver fox himself is vowing to leave the country he’s grown tired of. He declared, “I just […]
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Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”
In a surprising and highly publicized move, Samsung Electronics has announced its withdrawal from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The decision comes in response to what the company describes as the Olympics’ increasingly “woke” agenda, a stance that has stirred significant debate within both corporate and sporting worlds. Samsung […]
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Breaking: The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Getting Canceled Soon, “Enough of This Woke Crap”
In a turn of events that has left Hollywood buzzing, “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” is reportedly on the brink of cancellation. After years of dominating daytime television, the show has seen a dramatic decline in viewership and popularity. The reason, many argue, is a relentless pursuit of woke culture that has alienated its core audience. […]
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Breaking: The Ellen Degeneres Show Becomes the Lowest Rated TV Show in History, “It’s Too Much Woke”
How The Queen of Nice became the lowest-rated TV show in history? Well, folks, I’m still trying to wrap my head around it – Ellen DeGeneres, the beloved queen of daytime talk TV, has become the lowest-rated show in history. What went wrong in her favor? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just a […]
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Selected by the Olympic Committee as Flag Bearer in the Olympics 2024
Hold onto your hats, folks! Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs’ ace kicker, has been handpicked as the flag bearer for the 2024 Olympics. It’s a curious choice, isn’t it? A kicker to represent America. One can only wonder if this is the Democrats’ latest attempt at distracting us from their endless parade of missteps. After […]
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan Collaborate For A “Freedom Forever Tour”
In a move that’s got everyone from Nashville to Hulkamania running wild, A joint tour has been announced by Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan and it’s called the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan have announced a joint tour that’s being billed as the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Because what is more American than […]
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