Jimmy Kimmel Threatens To Flee Country After Being Suspended Again By ABC, “I Might Shift To UK Just Like Ellen”
Jimmy Kimmel has once again been benched by ABC, marking his second suspension in just two weeks. The reason? His pointed comments about the late conservative commentator Charlie Kirk, who was assassinated earlier this month. On Tuesday night, during his opening monologue, Kimmel cracked jokes comparing the nationwide mourning for Kirk to “the reaction you’d […]
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Every Red State School to Have Turning Point USA Chapters: “Nobody Will Ever Forget Him”
In what some are calling the largest expansion of a student organization since fraternities discovered cheap beer, governors across America’s red states announced this week that every school under their jurisdiction will now host a Turning Point USA chapter, in honor of the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The move comes just two weeks after […]
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott Bans Pride Flags From All Schools Following Utah: “No More Wokeness in Our State”
In a move that surprised approximately zero people but still managed to dominate headlines, Texas Governor Greg Abbott held a press conference Wednesday morning to announce his latest crusade: a full statewide ban on Pride flags in public schools. Standing at a podium flanked by a giant Texas state flag and, curiously, a framed photo […]
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ABC Affiliates Dump Jimmy Kimmel’s Return, Replace With Charlie Kirk Show
America tuned in this week expecting to see Jimmy Kimmel shuffle back onto their screens after his suspension — but for millions of viewers, the comeback never happened. Instead, local ABC stations across the country made a stunning choice: they blacked out Jimmy Kimmel Live! and replaced it with wall-to-wall Charlie Kirk tributes. Yes, in […]
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Coach Tomlin Benches Three Steelers After “Disgusting” Comments About Charlie Kirk, “He’s Our Legend”
PITTSBURGH — NFL coaches suspend players all the time: for missing curfew, for showing up late to practice, or for testing positive for “mystery gummies” bought off a cousin. But this week, Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin broke new ground by suspending three of his own players after they made what he called “disgusting and […]
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Utah Students Flood Campus in “We Are Charlie Kirk” Shirts, “It’s A Movement Now”
Utah Valley University isn’t known for Woodstock-level gatherings, but over the weekend the campus transformed into what many described as a “conservative Coachella.” Thousands of students, staff, and passersby swarmed the front lawns of the university, all wearing the now-iconic white shirts that boldly read: “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK.” The demonstration, staged two weeks after […]
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ABC Axes Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg After “Disgusting” Charlie Kirk Remarks: “The Henhouse Has Been Cleared”
ABC made television history this week by doing the unthinkable: firing both Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg from The View on the same day. Network executives announced the move in a blunt statement Monday evening after the duo made what the press release called “disgusting, mean-spirited, and vaguely chicken-like” comments about the late conservative activist […]
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Jimmy Kimmel Loses $30 Million After Starbucks Ends Deal Over Charlie Kirk Remarks
Jimmy Kimmel has had a rough week, and it’s not because Guillermo accidentally broke the coffee machine on set again. According to reports, Kimmel lost a jaw-dropping $30 million overnight after Starbucks abruptly ended its partnership with the late-night host, citing his recent remarks about conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The chain, known for its pumpkin […]
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Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly’s Charlie Kirk Show Debut Breaks Records With 1 Billion Views
If you thought Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour was the cultural event of the century, think again. The debut of The Charlie Kirk Show on ABC has left even the most hardened media analysts in disbelief, as its first episode — hosted by Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly — smashed through one billion views in less […]
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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s Funeral Breaks Records, Outselling Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Stop
Phoenix, AZ — America has entered uncharted territory: a conservative activist’s funeral has become a stadium-filling, record-shattering cultural event. On Sunday, Charlie Kirk’s funeral in Phoenix drew such an enormous crowd that event statisticians say it not only rivaled, but surpassed Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour concert in the same city earlier this year. Fans poured […]
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