
Just in: Elon Musk Inflicts a $800 Million Blow to Budweiser
- Alex Robin
- May 29, 2023
In what could be a new chapter in ‘The Eccentric Adventures of Elon Musk,’ our flamboyant billionaire has added a new feat to his resume – costing Budweiser $800 million, all thanks to a tweet. Yes, you read it right! Musk, in his new role as Twitter CEO, has once again proved that he doesn’t […]
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Anheuser-Busch CEO Makes Urgent Plea to Red State Drinkers: ‘Please Buy Our Beer Again’
- Alex Robin
- May 29, 2023
In the aftermath of the Bud Light fiasco that left Anheuser-Busch reeling, the CEO of the brewing giant is making a desperate appeal to red state drinkers to once again embrace their brand. The fallout from a controversial marketing campaign featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney on a commemorative Bud Light can has caused a significant […]
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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”
- Alex Robin
- May 29, 2023
In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]
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Target Faces Stock Plunge and Backlash Over Controversial Pride Collection for Kids
- Alex Robin
- May 27, 2023
Target, the Minneapolis-based retail giant, experienced a significant setback as its stock price hit a three-year low on Thursday. The company faced a growing backlash following its decision to sell Pride merchandise targeted at children, leading to a substantial drop in its stock value. At its lowest point, the stock price fell to $137.39 USD, […]
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Texas High School Forced to Delay Graduation as Seniors Miss the Mark
- Alex Robin
- May 27, 2023
In a surprising turn of events, Marlin High School in Texas was forced to postpone its graduation ceremony after it was discovered that only a handful of seniors had actually met the necessary requirements. The disappointing news left students and parents dismayed, leading to a social media backlash and raising questions about fairness and accountability. […]
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Full Investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s Connections: Exposing the Truth
- Alex Robin
- May 25, 2023
On Tuesday, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) made a compelling case for the formation of a special committee aimed at delving into the intricate web of connections involving Jeffrey Epstein, public officials, and government intelligence agencies. In an interview with Benny Johnson, the congresswoman passionately expressed her commitment to unraveling the full extent of Epstein’s influential […]
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Expanding Probe: Subpoena Issued to Trump Organization for Foreign Business Records
- Alex Robin
- May 23, 2023
Federal prosecutors investigating former President Donald J. Trump’s handling of classified documents have taken a step further by issuing a subpoena to the Trump Organization. The subpoena seeks records related to Mr. Trump’s business dealings in seven countries. The purpose of the subpoena remains unclear, but it indicates that investigators are widening their scope to […]
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Tucker Carlson Takes Legal Action Against PAC Claiming Presidential Candidacy
- Alex Robin
- May 23, 2023
Tucker Carlson’s legal representatives have taken action against a political action committee (PAC) aimed at persuading the former Fox News host to enter the presidential race. In a cease-and-desist letter released by attorney Harmeet Dhillon on Tuesday, it was requested that the PAC refrain from seeking funds intended to support Carlson’s potential candidacy in the […]
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