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With years of experience in crafting clever and satirical pieces, Alex has made a name for himself as one of the funniest and sharpest writers in the industry. Although his true identity remains a mystery, what is clear is that Alex has a knack for finding the absurdity in everyday situations and turning them into laugh-out-loud funny stories. He has a unique perspective on the world and is always on the lookout for the next big target to skewer with his biting wit. When he's not writing hilarious articles for Esspots.com, Alex enjoys playing practical jokes on his friends and family, watching stand-up comedy, and rooting for his favorite sports teams. He also has a soft spot for animals, particularly his mischievous cat, who often inspires his comedic material.
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Just in: Hunter Biden is going down on Wednesday!

As anticipation builds for a potentially significant event on Wednesday, the House Oversight Committee is preparing to unveil previously unseen documents concerning Hunter Biden’s purported involvement in influence-peddling and financial crimes. Representative James Comer, a member of the committee, hinted at the upcoming release during a Fox News interview on Sunday. Comer urged the Department […]

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Just in: Another State Bans Trans Procedures On Kids, Becoming 16th State To Enact Such Law

Oklahoma has joined 15 other states in safeguarding young children from irreversible gender transition procedures and medications. Oklahoma’s Republican Governor, Kevin Stitt, enacted a law prohibiting gender reassignment surgeries for minors. The legislation prohibits elective double mastectomies for young girls identifying as boys and bars the use of puberty blockers and cross-se* hormones in children. […]

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Exclusive: Whoopi Goldberg’s Daughter Hasn’t Seen Mom in 20 Years

Being the child of a celebrity can be quite a challenging experience. The fame may either trickle down, leading to a life of wealth, recognition, and attention, or it could result in notoriety and scandal. Candace “Sweetmuffin” Goldberg embraces this life by choosing a unique path: complete and utter detachment. During an exclusive interview last […]

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Just in: Anheuser Busch Dumps Bud Light Brand, ‘It’s Time To Let It Go’

After a PR stunt went awry, Anheuser Busch has finally called it quits with their Bud Light brand. In a move that will leave beer drinkers reeling and all of us questioning the power of social media, the beer giant has decided to retire the beloved Bud Light brand in the wake of an Instagram […]

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Harvard Alumna Causes Stir Online by Walking Out on Merrick Garland’s Speech

Emma Heussner, a recent Harvard alumna and current social media director for the Daily Caller, made headlines when she left her own commencement ceremony as Merrick Garland, the controversial Attorney General under the Biden administration, took the stage to deliver his speech. Heussner later shared her thoughts in an interview, expressing her disbelief at the […]

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Tucker Carlson Strikes Back: Files Lawsuit Against Whoopi and The View for “Dehumanizing” Commentary

In the latest twist to an ongoing media drama, former Fox News host and podcast provocateur Tucker Carlson has filed a lawsuit against Whoopi Goldberg and the producers of The View for what he calls “dehumanizing” remarks made about him on the popular daytime talk show. The lawsuit, filed in a New York federal court, […]

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Spotify Throws $129 Million at Tucker Carlson for Explosive Exclusive Podcast

In a bold move that has left the world reeling, Spotify has offered Tucker Carlson, the recently-fired host of Fox News’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” a staggering $129 million deal for an exclusive podcast. This lucrative deal has been hailed by some as a “brave stand for free speech,” while others see it as a not-so-subtle […]

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Fox News Announces Return of Bill O’Reilly in May, Promises a “No Spin Zone 2.0”

Fox News has confirmed that former host Bill O’Reilly will be returning to the network in May, nearly six years after his departure amid multiple sexual harassment allegations. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the media world, as many wonder how the network plans to reintegrate the once-popular host into its programming. In a statement […]

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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon

Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]

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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing

In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]

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