Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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ABC Legal Parts Ways with The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin: “She’s a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen”
In a shocking turn of events, ABC Legal has terminated the contract of The View co-host, Sunny Hostin, citing concerns that she is a “lawsuit waiting to happen.” According to insiders at the network, Hostin has been a liability for some time due to her tendency to speak her mind on controversial topics. “Let’s just […]
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Jon Voight Unleashes On Whoopi Goldberg On The View: “Get The F**K Out If You Don’t Like It Here”
In a recent interview on The View, Jon Voight, the Academy Award-winning actor known for his conservative views, lost his cool with co-host Whoopi Goldberg. The heated exchange began when Goldberg challenged Voight on his support for former President Donald Trump, citing his controversial policies and statements. Voight, who has been a vocal supporter of […]
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Comedian Dennis Miller Takes on Daytime Talk Show with Roseanne Barr
In a shocking turn of events, former Saturday Night Live cast member and political commentator Dennis Miller has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s daytime talk show as a co-host. Miller, who is known for his acerbic wit and conservative views, seems like an odd choice for a show that caters to a […]
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Whoopi Goldberg Faces Arrest for Alleged Violation of U.S. Libel Laws on ‘The View’
In a shocking turn of events, legendary actress and talk show host Whoopi Goldberg has been arrested for violating U.S. libel laws. The charges stem from a recent segment of “The View” in which Goldberg made defamatory remarks about a prominent political figure. Despite repeated warnings from the show’s producers and legal team, Goldberg persisted […]
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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation
In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]
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Newsmax Owner Goes Head-to-Head with ‘The View’: Files $10 Million Lawsuit For Defamation
In a stunning move, the owner of Newsmax, a right-wing news outlet, has filed a lawsuit against the hosts of “The View,” claiming defamation and emotional distress. Christopher Ruddy, who owns Newsmax and has been a vocal supporter of former President Donald Trump, alleges that comments made on “The View” have caused him and his […]
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Candace Cameron Bure Joins The View and Brings Fire: ‘I’m Not Afraid of Them!'”
In a surprising turn of events, Candace Cameron Bure has announced that she will be joining the cast of The View as a permanent co-host. Despite the show’s reputation for heated debates and controversial topics, Bure has confidently declared, “I’m not afraid of them.” Bure, known for her conservative views and outspoken Christian faith, is […]
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Ilhan Omar’s Shocking Scandal: Husband/Brother Deported to Pakistan to Face Incest Charges
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the husband/brother of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, has been deported to Pakistan to face charges of immigration fraud and incest. Elmi, who had been living in the United States under false pretenses, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents last week and […]
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Just in: MSNBC Drops Joy Reid, Deems Her Message ‘Outdated’
In a shocking move today, MSNBC announced that it has decided to release Joy Reid from her position as a host on the network. According to a statement released by the network, Reid’s message was deemed “outdated” and no longer in line with the network’s values. “Joy has been a valuable member of our team […]
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