Hollywood Star Alyssa Milano’s Car Explodes in Soho – Points Fingers at Climate Change
In a shocking incident that has left the posh Soho neighborhood in awe, actress and activist Alyssa Milano’s Volkswagen caught fire while parked outside her favorite vegan cafe. The incident has caused widespread panic and outrage, with many people blaming the tragedy on the effects of climate change. Milano, who is known for her staunch […]
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Hollywood Actress Alyssa Milano Cries on Twitter, Shocked That “Nobody Will Hire Me”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actress and political activist Alyssa Milano took to Twitter to express her frustration over not being able to find a job. In a series of tweets, Milano bemoaned the fact that nobody was willing to hire her, despite her extensive acting experience and social justice credentials. “It’s just […]
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Just in: Whoopi To Interview Brittney Griner on ‘The View’
In a shocking move, “The View” has announced that co-host Whoopi Goldberg will be interviewing WNBA superstar Brittney Griner on an upcoming episode of the popular daytime talk show. The interview is expected to be a fascinating discussion about Griner’s career, her personal life, and her advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights, but not everyone is thrilled […]
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2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi Goldberg Without Pay for 6 Weeks
In a shocking move, ABC’s popular daytime talk show “The View” has announced that they are suspending co-host Whoopi Goldberg for six weeks without pay for her second offense of violating network policies. The suspension has left many fans and colleagues of Goldberg outraged, but ABC stands by its decision. According to sources close to […]
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Just in: Elon Musk Buys ABC, Cancels The View
In a stunning move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has purchased the ABC television network and promptly canceled one of its most popular shows, “The View”. The move has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and raised questions about Musk’s motivations and plans for his new media empire. According to sources close to Musk, the tech […]
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Just in: Kevin Sorbo Teams Up With Kyle Rittenhouse to Slay Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter
Actor Kevin Sorbo, known for his role as Hercules in the hit TV series of the same name, has announced his collaboration with Kyle Rittenhouse to take down none other than Whoopi Goldberg on Twitter. The announcement comes after Sorbo’s recent Twitter feud with Goldberg, where he criticized her for supporting the Black Lives Matter […]
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Just in: ABC Sells “The View” to CNN For $400 million
In a stunning move that has left viewers across the country scratching their heads, ABC has announced that they have sold their daytime talk show “The View” to CNN for a whopping $400 million. According to industry insiders, the decision to sell “The View” was made after ABC executives realized that they were no longer […]
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Just in: Clint Eastwood Crucifies Snarky Brat Alyssa Milano on Twitter, “Grow Up, You’re 50”
In a shocking turn of events, legendary actor and director Clint Eastwood took to Twitter to publicly crucify actress and political activist Alyssa Milano. In a series of scathing tweets, Eastwood berated Milano for her supposed immaturity and urged her to “grow up” despite her being a mature 50 years old. Eastwood’s tweets began with […]
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Just in: Joy Behar’s Son Lights Her Up on Instagram, “I Played Football and I’m OK”
In a shocking turn of events, Joy Behar’s son, Steve Janowitz, took to Instagram yesterday to publicly criticize his mother’s lack of athletic prowess, saying “I played football and I’m OK, but my mom couldn’t catch a ball if her life depended on it.” Behar, a co-host on the popular talk show “The View,” has […]
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Hollywood Stunned as Golden Globe Ethics Board Takes Back Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award
In a stunning move, the Golden Globe Ethics Board has decided to rescind Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award. The decision was made after an extensive investigation revealed that Goldberg had engaged in a series of unethical activities throughout her career. According to sources close to the investigation, the board discovered that Goldberg had secretly replaced […]
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