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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Kicks George Clooney Out Of Her New Show, “Woke People Aren’t Welcome Here”

In a dramatic turn of events that has set social media ablaze, Roseanne Barr has reportedly kicked George Clooney off her new television show, citing his “woke” politics as the primary reason. The move has sparked widespread debate and controversy, reflecting the deep divisions in contemporary American culture. Roseanne Barr and George Clooney are no […]

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Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”

In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for […]

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Blames Antifa for Trump Rally Scare, Proposes Building Wall Around Stages

In a move that surprised absolutely no one who’s been paying attention, Roseanne Barr has decided to insert herself into the latest political fray, blaming Antifa for the recent scare at a Trump rally in Pennsylvania and proposing the construction of a wall around stages at all future Trump events. The former sitcom star and […]

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Breaking: Multiple Red States to Ban Pride Month Celebrations Starting Next Year, “It’s Completely Absurd and a Step Backward”

In a move that has stirred national debate and controversy, several red states have announced plans to ban Pride Month celebrations starting next year. This sweeping decision, described by critics as “completely absurd,” marks a significant shift in the cultural and political landscape of these states. The bans, which target events and displays associated with […]

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Breaking: James Woods Says “Whoopi Goldberg Is One Of The Worst Personalities On TV”

In the ever-dynamic world of Hollywood feuds, a new chapter has been added by none other than James Woods, the actor known for his sharp wit and even sharper tongue. This time, his target is the multi-talented Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of “The View” and a frequent subject of controversy. Woods took to social media to […]

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Breaking: Harrison Butker Signs $10 Million Deal with ABC for a New Show, “It’s Going to Replace The View”

A famous football kicker got everyone scratching their heads. Well, yes, the ABC Network has given Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker a huge $10 million deal to host a new talk show. We may be missing a TV host who is an expert in kicking footballs but not brains. No wonder if the American […]

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Breaking: Mel Gibson Withdraws From $100 Million Movie Starring George Clooney, “Biggest Baby Ever”

In a dramatic twist that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Mel Gibson has withdrawn from a high-profile $100 million movie project starring George Clooney. Gibson’s departure comes amid personal and professional disagreements, with the actor-director famously dubbing Clooney as the “biggest baby ever.” This development has not only disrupted production plans but also sparked a […]

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Clint Eastwood: “Thank God I Don’t Have To Hear About Pride Month For Another Year!”

In a world where Hollywood stars often lean towards progressive causes and public displays of solidarity, Clint Eastwood remains a stoic outlier. At 93, the veteran actor and director has long been known for his no-nonsense, straight-shooting demeanor. Recently, he made headlines again with a statement that perfectly encapsulates his traditional, somewhat curmudgeonly persona: “Thank […]

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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Celebrates 4th of July With A Bud Light On The View, Gets Thrown Out Immediately

In an unexpected turn of events on the set of “The View,” co-host Whoopi Goldberg found herself at the center of controversy after cracking open a Bud Light to celebrate the Fourth of July. The incident, which unfolded live on air, quickly escalated and led to Goldberg being asked to leave the set, sparking a […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Ends His Long-Term Partnership With Boy Scouts, “It Became A Woke Organization”

In a surprising and controversial move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has ended his long-standing partnership with the Boy Scouts of America (BSA), citing the organization’s celebration of Pride Month as the primary reason for his decision. Musk, known for his outspoken views and bold business moves, labeled the organization as “woke,” indicating his disapproval of […]

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