Breaking: Paramount Awards $1 Billion Project to Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
In a groundbreaking move that has Hollywood buzzing with anticipation, Paramount Pictures has entrusted a monumental $1 billion project to the newly formed non-woke production studio helmed by industry veterans Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson. This strategic partnership heralds a significant shift in the entertainment landscape, promising to deliver compelling content that resonates with audiences […]
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony Collaborate for a Non-Woke ‘Save America’ Tour
In a bold move that’s sure to shake up the music industry, Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony have announced their collaboration for a non-woke ‘Save America’ tour. With political tensions running high and cultural divides deepening, the duo aims to bring people together through the power of music while staying true to their unapologetic, patriotic […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Joins Forces with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson in Launching Non-Woke Production Studio
In an unexpected move that has sent ripples through Hollywood, comedic icon Roseanne Barr has announced her collaboration with Hollywood heavyweights Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson to establish a groundbreaking non-woke production studio. The venture aims to shake up the entertainment industry by providing an alternative to the prevailing woke narrative that has dominated film […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Rejects $500 Million Music Collaboration With Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Woke, No Thanks”
In the realm of music collaborations, big names often come together to create something magical. But when it comes to aligning with artists whose ideologies don’t resonate, even the allure of millions can’t seal the deal. Jason Aldean, a country music star known for his authenticity, recently made headlines by turning down a staggering $500 […]
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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The reason? Reeves boldly expressed his stance against what he termed as the “woke mind virus,” indicating a clear departure from the prevalent trend of woke culture in the entertainment industry. […]
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Breaking: Mark Wahlberg And Mel Gibson Invest $500 Million For Industry’s First Production Studio Focused On Traditional Values
In a bold move shaking up Hollywood, veteran actors Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg have teamed up to launch a new film production studio dedicated to preserving traditional storytelling and avoiding the pitfalls of woke culture. The announcement comes as a breath of fresh air for many in the industry who have grown weary of […]
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Breaking: ABC’s CEO Admits, “Creating The View Is One Of Humanity’s Biggest Mistakes”
ABC’s CEO, Kim Williams, made a startling admission recently, declaring that the creation of “The View” stands as one of humanity’s most significant errors. This bold statement has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and sparked intense debate among viewers and media pundits alike. “The View,” a daytime talk show featuring a panel of women […]
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Throws All Tyson Chicken Out Of His Restaurant Freezer, “We Will Not Be Buying Tyson Anymore”
Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay, known for his culinary expertise and unapologetic demeanor, has once again found himself at the forefront of a contentious issue within the food industry. This time, his ire is directed towards Tyson Foods, a global giant in the realm of food processing and distribution. Ramsay’s decision to take a stand against […]
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Breaking: LeBron James Appointed as Brand Ambassador for Planet Fitness, “To Restore the Damaged Reputation”
In a surprising turn of events, basketball superstar LeBron James has been appointed as the brand ambassador for Planet Fitness, a move aimed at rejuvenating the fitness franchise’s tarnished reputation. This unexpected partnership has garnered widespread attention and speculation, with many questioning the motivations behind the decision and its potential impact on both LeBron James […]
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Breaking: Michael Jordan Terminates His $50 Million Deal With Planet Fitness, Saying, ‘Not Going to Work With a Woke Brand.’
In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has opted to terminate his $50 million endorsement deal with Planet Fitness, citing his unwillingness to align with what he perceives as a “woke” brand. This decision has sparked widespread speculation and raised questions about the intersection of sports, business, and social activism. The partnership […]
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