Breaking: Hulk Hogan Lands a $500 Million Deal With Samsung After RNC Speech
Only in America, could we have such a twist that Hulk Hogan, the legend of wrestling has just signed a $500 million contract with Samsung for his bombastic speech during the RNC. Yes, it’s true, the Hulkster is back and not just to do leg drops but to strike giant business deals. It was really […]
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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Rejects $500 Million Project with George Clooney, “He’s Awful”
In a stunning turn of events, actor Jim Caviezel has turned down a $500 million film project, citing none other than George Clooney as the reason. The blockbuster deal, which promised to be one of the most lucrative in Hollywood history, was abruptly halted when Caviezel expressed his unwillingness to work with Clooney, branding the […]
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Breaking: LeBron James’ Plea to Be Flag Bearer for 2024 Paris Olympics Instantly Rejected, “You Don’t Represent America”
In a turn of events that could only be described as tragicomic, NBA superstar LeBron James’ ambitious plea to carry the American flag at the 2024 Paris Olympics was swiftly, if not brutally, rejected by the U.S. Olympic Committee. This unexpected rebuff left sports fans and commentators alike in a state of bemused shock. LeBron […]
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Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office
Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]
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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Accepts Offer To Be the Next Press Secretary for President
Tucker Carlson got the press secretary job while Democrats are still holding their broken dreams in their hands. Who can blame them, really? It’s not like they have ever had to deal with any competent Republican. The razor-sharp wit of Carlson, who is also known for his ability to destroy his opponents easily, would make […]
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Breaking: MLB Fines Ingrid Andress $10 Million for Drunk Singing of Black National Anthem
In an unprecedented move, Major League Baseball (MLB) has imposed a $10 million fine on country singer Ingrid Andress for her controversial and intoxicated rendition of the Black National Anthem. The incident, which occurred during a high-profile game, has sparked intense debate and drawn significant media attention. The fine marks one of the most severe […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, beloved actor and musician Jack Black has announced his departure from the United States, citing a lack of respect as the primary reason for his decision. The star, known for his infectious energy and comedic prowess, made the announcement during a heartfelt press conference that left fans both shocked […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Join Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson on New ABC Show for Weekly Appearances
In a surprising and highly anticipated move, ABC has announced that Roseanne Barr will join conservative commentators Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson in a new show set to air weekly. The show promises to be a dynamic blend of political discourse, cultural commentary, and entertainment, aimed at a broad audience seeking alternative viewpoints to mainstream […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Refuses to Let Jack Black On Stage, “Never With This Woke Creep”
In a surprising turn of events that has sparked both controversy and conversation, country music star Jason Aldean has reportedly refused to share the stage with actor and musician Jack Black. Aldean’s bold stance comes amid growing tensions and differing political views within the entertainment industry, with Aldean labeling Black as a “woke creep.” The […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke
Looks like Jack Black’s mouth got him into hot water – and lost him a pretty penny! The actor’s anti-Trump comments have tanked his concert ticket sales, leaving him $15 million in the red. Who knew being a Trump critic could be so costly? Jack Black, beloved actor and frontman of Tenacious D has taken […]
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