Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Named Biggest Hollywood “Loser” in 2023
- Alex Robin
- December 19, 2023
In the glamorous world of Hollywood, where fame and fortune often take center stage, an unexpected and amusing turn of events occurred in 2023. Whoopi Goldberg, the iconic actress and comedian, found herself in the spotlight as she was humorously dubbed the “Biggest Hollywood Loser” of the year. This tongue-in-cheek accolade was bestowed upon her […]
Read MoreBreaking: Angelina Jolie Leaves Hollywood, Says “Too Much Wokeness Here”
- Alex Robin
- December 15, 2023
In an unexpected and groundbreaking announcement, Angelina Jolie, one of the most celebrated figures in Hollywood, has declared her departure from the film industry, attributing her decision to an environment she describes as “too much wokeness.” This statement has sent ripples through the entertainment world, sparking a mix of shock, support, and criticism. Angelina Jolie’s […]
Read MoreBreaking: Michael Jordan Leaves ‘Woke’ California, Moves To A Red State
- Alex Robin
- December 15, 2023
Michael Jordan, widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time, has recently made headlines for a significant personal decision: he’s leaving California, a state known for its progressive values, and relocating to a red state. This surprising move has sparked discussions about Jordan’s motivations, the evolving dynamics of politics and lifestyle […]
Read MoreBreaking: Kathy Bates to Portray Elon Musk in Upcoming Biopic
- Alex Robin
- December 14, 2023
In a surprising and intriguing turn of events, acclaimed actress Kathy Bates has been chosen to portray the enigmatic tech magnate Elon Musk in an upcoming biographical film. This unexpected casting decision has ignited a wave of curiosity and excitement among fans and industry insiders alike. As we explore this remarkable choice, we delve into […]
Read MoreBreaking: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer, “I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”
- Alex Robin
- December 14, 2023
In a surprising turn of events in the world of celebrity endorsements, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone has made a bold statement by rejecting a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light. This decision comes in the wake of growing controversy surrounding the beer industry’s increasing emphasis on aligning with progressive values and societal changes. […]
Read MoreBreaking: “Non-Woke” Beer Company Signs $10 Million Deal with Riley Gaines Opposite To Bud Light
- Alex Robin
- December 13, 2023
In the ever-evolving landscape of the beer industry, one company is making waves by embracing a different approach. In a surprising move, a “non-woke” beer company has signed a lucrative $10 million deal with Riley Gaines, a notable figure in the world of entertainment and sports. This development stands in stark contrast to Bud Light’s […]
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Breaking: LeBron James Kicked Off the US Team, ‘You’re Woke’
In a stunning turn of events that has left basketball fans and armchair critics alike in a state of bemused disbelief, LeBron James, often hailed as the ‘King’ of the basketball court, has reportedly been kicked off the US Team. The reason, as bizarre as it might sound, is not related to his on-court performance […]
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