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Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson Reject $500 Million Netflix Movie Project: ‘Serving You Means Serving Wokeness

Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson, two actors known for their outspoken views and high-profile roles, have made waves by rejecting a massive $500 million movie project offered by Netflix. Their decision to walk away from such a lucrative deal stems from their strong opposition to what they see as Netflix’s embrace of “wokeness” and its […]

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Buffalo Bills Lose $650 Million in Sponsorships After Supporting National Gay Flag Football League

The Buffalo Bills are facing a significant financial challenge after publicly supporting the new National Gay Flag Football League (NGFFL). The team’s decision has led to a loss of around $650 million in sponsorship deals. While some people praise the Bills for promoting LGBTQ+ inclusion in sports, others believe the move has alienated certain fans […]

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Kansas City Based Organization Rejects $1 Million from Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Need Your Woke Money”

A Kansas City-based organization has recently found itself at the center of controversy after turning down a $1 million donation from pop superstar Taylor Swift. The organization, which is known for its strong conservative values, explained that it could not accept the money because they did not want to be associated with what they referred […]

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Mike Tomlin Calls For Banning Pride In Schools And Sports, “It’s Woke Agenda”

In a bold and controversial statement, former MLB pitcher Mike Tomlin has voiced his strong opposition to the increasing presence of pride-themed events and displays in sports and schools. Tomlin, best known for his pivotal role in the Boston Red Sox’s 2004 World Series win, emphasized that the primary focus in sports should be on […]

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James Woods Rejects $150 Million Veteran Movie with Richard Gere: “Won’t Work with Those Who Dumped U.S.”.

In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, actor James Woods has reportedly turned down a $150 million offer to star in a major veteran-themed film alongside Richard Gere. According to sources close to the actor, Woods made it clear that he would not be associated with anyone who, in his opinion, has […]

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Richard Gere Leaves America for Spain with His Family, Vows Never to Return: ‘The US is No Longer Blue’

In a dramatic and unexpected decision, acclaimed actor Richard Gere has announced that he is leaving the United States permanently, relocating to Spain with his wife and children. The actor, known for his humanitarian work and progressive political views, cited the current political and social climate in America as the primary reason for his departure. […]

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Fox News to Launch Rob Schneider’s New Show Taking on The View: “Time to End the Wokeness”

In a move that is bound to shake up the media landscape, Fox News has announced the launch of a new show hosted by comedian Rob Schneider. The show, which will focus on challenging what Schneider and his supporters view as the “wokeness” of mainstream media, is being positioned as a direct counter to *The […]

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Elon Musk Plans to Buy ABC and Appoint Tucker Carlson as CEO: “Only Way to Remove Wokeness from Network”

In a move that has raised eyebrows across the media and business sectors, Elon Musk is reportedly planning to acquire ABC, the iconic American television network, and appoint former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson as its CEO. According to insiders, Musk believes that the only way to rid the network of what he perceives as […]

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Harrison Butker Wins NFL Player of the Year 2024, Dedicates Award to Red Wave Boss

In a remarkable moment at the 2024 NFL Awards, Harrison Butker, the Kansas City Chiefs’ standout kicker, was honored as the NFL Player of the Year. Known for his precision, calm under pressure, and crucial game-winning kicks, Butker’s award was a recognition of his incredible contributions to the Chiefs’ stellar season. However, what made his […]

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Lia Thomas Admits He’s a Man, Claims “I Did This For Fame”

In a recent interview, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who gained national attention for competing in women’s sports, made a surprising confession: his journey to fame was driven by the desire for recognition. During the interview, which aired on a major news channel, Thomas openly admitted that his motivations behind transitioning and competing at the […]

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