In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Goldberg, the former professional wrestler and current co-host of “The View,” needs brain surgery.
Dr. John Smith, a renowned neurosurgeon, has stated that the surgery is “seriously necessary” for Goldberg’s well-being.
According to Dr. Smith, Goldberg’s brain has been “seriously damaged” by years of watching and participating in professional wrestling.
“The constant hits to the head have caused significant trauma and have led to a deterioration of brain function,” Dr. Smith explained. “Goldberg’s cognitive abilities have been severely impacted, and he is in urgent need of surgery.”
When asked about the news, Goldberg seemed unfazed. “I’m tough,” he said. “I can handle anything. I’ve taken some pretty hard hits in my day, and I’ve always come back stronger.”
However, Dr. Smith was quick to dismiss Goldberg’s bravado. “This is not something to be taken lightly,” he said. “Goldberg’s brain is in serious trouble, and without surgery, he may suffer permanent damage.”
Goldberg is reportedly scheduled for surgery next week. The procedure will involve the removal of a small portion of his brain that has been damaged beyond repair. Dr. Smith is confident that Goldberg will make a full recovery and be back on “The View” in no time.
Many of Goldberg’s fans have expressed their concern for his health and well-being, with some even starting a GoFundMe page to help cover the cost of his surgery. “Goldberg is a legend,” one fan wrote. “We need to do everything we can to help him get better.”
Goldberg himself seems optimistic about the outcome of the surgery. “I’m ready for whatever comes my way,” he said. “I’ll be back on ‘The View’ in no time, ready to take on the world.”