Marvel Terminates $500 Million “Avengers: Doomsday” Contract With Mark Ruffalo: “We’re Doing Reshoots, He Can Find Work Some Place Else”
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is currently navigating its most significant off-screen crisis since the franchise’s inception. Following a series of raw, unfiltered political remarks at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards on January 11, 2026, Marvel Studios has reportedly moved to terminate its massive, multi-picture contract with Mark Ruffalo. The fallout effectively benches the Incredible Hulk […]
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“Find Work Some Woke Place”, Paramount Severs $500 Million Ties with Mark Ruffalo Following Golden Globes Outburst
The fallout from the 83rd Golden Globe Awards has escalated into a full-scale corporate divorce. In a stunning move that has rattled the entertainment industry, Paramount Global has reportedly moved to sever ties with Oscar-nominated actor and activist Mark Ruffalo, terminating a development deal valued at roughly $500 million. The decision comes just 48 hours […]
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Mark Ruffalo Booted from Golden Globes After Brutal Remarks: “Get Outta Here, You’re Toxic”
The 83rd Golden Globe Awards, typically a glittering spectacle of Hollywood glamour and self-congratulation, took an unexpected and explosive turn this year, largely thanks to Mark Ruffalo. The actor, known for his earnest political activism as much as his captivating performances, found himself at the center of a firestorm, culminating in his unceremonious removal from […]
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Robert De Niro Says He’s Leaving NYC After Mayor Mamdani’s Takeover, “I Can’t Live Here Anymore, He Wants My Savings”
Robert De Niro, a lifelong New Yorker and part-time moral compass for the nation, has reportedly begun making quiet plans to leave New York City after the official rise of Mayor Mamdani. The actor, once one of the mayor’s most enthusiastic celebrity supporters, now says the situation has become “financially impossible” after learning that the […]
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Greta Thunberg Barred From the U.S., Told to “Stay in the UK”
In what critics are calling an unprecedented and politically charged move, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg has reportedly been barred from entering the United States, with officials allegedly advising her to “remain in the UK” following a series of controversial international protests. Though no formal announcement has been made by U.S. authorities, multiple unnamed sources […]
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Erika Kirk Sues Robert De Niro For $50 Million For Defaming Her Late Husband Charlie Kirk
The news of Erika Kirk’s massive $50 million lawsuit against legendary actor Robert De Niro has sent shockwaves through the political and entertainment worlds, primarily because nobody can quite repeat what De Niro is alleged to have said. The suit, filed on behalf of the Kirk family by the newly formed Patriot Legal Services, focuses […]
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BREAKING: Musk Launches Petition Calling for Trans People to Be Labeled “Mentally Ill” In The US.
In a stunning escalation of his ongoing war against what he calls “cultural delusion,” billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled a sweeping petition demanding that transgender identity be officially classified as a “mental illness” by global health authorities. The announcement, made during a fiery keynote address at a fictional tech summit, stunned attendees and sent […]
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Elon Musk Reportedly Eyes $150B Bid for CNN and Warner Bros: “Time To UnWoke The CNN”
In a development that sounds less like a business headline and more like a plot twist from a futuristic satire, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is reportedly contemplating a massive $150 billion acquisition of both CNN and Warner Bros. According to insiders familiar with these entirely fictional discussions, Musk believes this could be his grand entrance […]
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Kevin Costner Launches New Film Studio Aimed at “Ending the Woke Era” in Hollywood
Kevin Costner has announced plans to launch a new Hollywood movie studio dedicated to what he describes as a revival of traditional, unapologetic filmmaking. According to sources familiar with the development, Costner intends for the studio to serve as a counterpoint to what he views as an industry dominated by caution, cultural messaging, and a […]
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Following Heated Broadcast Exchange, Kid Rock Hits Jasime Crockett and Network With $100 Million Legal Action
The televised exchange between Kid Rock and Jasmine Crockett began as a routine segment and ended as one of the most analyzed media confrontations of the year. What was supposed to be a calm conversation about national charity programs unexpectedly shifted into a personal clash that reverberated far beyond the studio walls. Producers had intended […]
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