Satire
Jason Bateman loses $28 million in endorsement deal, says “I don’t want to live here for 4 years”
- Alex Robin
- December 18, 2024
In a shocking turn of events, Jason Bateman, the celebrated actor and producer, has lost a $28 million endorsement deal after publicly supporting Democratic candidates in the most recent election. The news comes just days after the Democratic Party’s disappointing performance, which many analysts attribute to the party’s inability to unify its base and appeal […]
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Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office
- Alex Robin
- July 22, 2024
Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]
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