2024 election

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Jason Bateman loses $28 million in endorsement deal, says “I don’t want to live here for 4 years”

In a shocking turn of events, Jason Bateman, the celebrated actor and producer, has lost a $28 million endorsement deal after publicly supporting Democratic candidates in the most recent election. The news comes just days after the Democratic Party’s disappointing performance, which many analysts attribute to the party’s inability to unify its base and appeal […]

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Dennis Quaid Reagan Movie Box Office
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Dennis Quaid’s Reagan Becomes the #1 Movie in the Whole World Despite Being Banned from Liberal Hollywood

In a plot twist that not even Hollywood screenwriters could have predicted, Dennis Quaid’s Reagan has soared to the top of the global box office, becoming the #1 movie in the world despite being largely ignored, criticized, and in some cases, unofficially banned by what many are calling “Liberal Hollywood.” It seems the tale of […]

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Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office

Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]

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