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“No Deals with A Woke Brand”: Aaron Rodgers Rejects Woke Nike’s $100 Million Endorsement Offer
In the world of professional sports, where endorsements and lucrative deals often intertwine with the athletes’ personal values, the recent headline-making decision by Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers to turn down a staggering $100 million offer from Nike sent shockwaves through the sports and business communities alike. Rodgers’ rejection was not just about the […]
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‘We Don’t Want Your Help’: JETS Sidestep Colin Kaepernick’s Offer Following Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury
Football fans everywhere inhaled sharply when the previously unassailable Aaron Rodgers found himself on the wrong end of a sack during a New York Jets’ Monday night game. As Rodgers’ foot contorted in ways no human foot should, the weight of crushed dreams seemed to echo throughout the stadium. Fans and officials alike were left […]
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