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TRUE: ABC’s Head Says ‘The View Is The Worst Show On TV, Cancelling Soon’

In a shocking turn of events, ABC’s top executive has openly criticized one of the network’s most enduring programs. The television grapevine was abuzz this week with news that ‘The View’, ABC’s long-standing talk show, might be seeing its final days, and the reason for its possible demise came straight from the horse’s mouth. “Quite […]

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Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled

The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, informed, and occasionally dumbfounded. Let’s start with the origins of “The View.” The show was launched in 1997 by Barbara Walters, who was inspired by […]

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist

In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]

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Just in: Fox Entertainment Signs Roseanne Barr to a Morning Show Opposite ABC’s “The View”

Fox Entertainment has just announced that they have signed Roseanne Barr to host a new morning show that will air opposite ABC’s popular talk show, “The View”. The move is being seen as a direct challenge to ABC, which fired Barr from her hit show after she made racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According […]

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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation

In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]

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Just in: ABC Says It Cut Joy and Whoopi’s Pay in Half to Keep The View Afloat

New York City – In a shocking announcement yesterday, ABC revealed that it had cut the pay of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg in half in order to keep their daytime talk show, The View, afloat. According to sources close to the network, the decision was made after executives realized that the show was hemorrhaging […]

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ABC Forces Whoopi to Choose Between Co-Hosts: Fire Sunny or Joy

In a shocking development, ABC has reportedly given Whoopi Goldberg an ultimatum: “Fire Sunny or Joy – the choice is yours.” Apparently, executives at the network have grown tired of the constant bickering and on-air arguments between co-hosts Sunny Hostin and Joy Behar, and they’ve decided that one of them has to go. According to […]

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Just in: ABC Exec Says Whoopi Goldberg Has To Go or The View Gets Canceled

In a stunning announcement, an ABC executive has declared that the popular talk show, The View, will be canceled unless Whoopi Goldberg is removed from the show. According to sources close to the executive, Whoopi’s recent comments on the show have been deemed too controversial and divisive for the network’s taste. “Whoopi has just gone […]

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Just in: Elon Musk Buys ABC, Cancels The View

In a stunning move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has purchased the ABC television network and promptly canceled one of its most popular shows, “The View”. The move has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and raised questions about Musk’s motivations and plans for his new media empire. According to sources close to Musk, the tech […]

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Just in: ABC Sells “The View” to CNN For $400 million

In a stunning move that has left viewers across the country scratching their heads, ABC has announced that they have sold their daytime talk show “The View” to CNN for a whopping $400 million. According to industry insiders, the decision to sell “The View” was made after ABC executives realized that they were no longer […]

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