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TRUE: Kid Rock Says ‘Jason Aldean’s Values Are American Values’

In a time where the music industry seems to be polarized by controversies and shifting ideologies, one consistent voice has been that of Kid Rock. Over the years, the rock-rapper has never shied away from voicing his opinions or standing up for what he believes in. Recently, he’s taken a stand in solidarity with another […]

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John Elway Takes a Firm Stand: ‘Kneeling on My Field Will Result in Immediate Termination’

In a stunning announcement today, Denver Broncos General Manager and Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway declared that any player who kneels during the national anthem on his field will be immediately fired. “Listen, I understand the importance of free speech,” Elway began at a press conference. “But when it comes to disrespecting our country […]

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Just in: Six Raiders Threatened to Quit if the Team Signed Colin Kaepernick

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the NFL community, it has been reported that six players on the Las Vegas Raiders roster have threatened to quit the team if management signs controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick . According to sources close to the situation, the six players, who have not been named, are staunch […]

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