Satire
Breaking: Bud Light Banned From Indy 500, “No One Was Seen Drinking Bud Light”
In a surprising and unprecedented move, Bud Light has been banned from the Indianapolis 500, one of the most iconic and beloved events in American motorsports. The decision comes in the wake of a noticeable absence of the beverage among attendees, coupled with a significant backlash following the brand’s controversial marketing decisions over the past […]
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Hollywood
Just in: Anheuser-Busch Experiences $27B Tumble in Wake of Mulvaney Controversy
Anheuser-Busch InBev, the proud custodian of Bud Light, is currently neck-deep in financial turmoil. A significant component of this predicament can be traced back to the controversial collaboration with the transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. The aftermath of this questionable alliance has left the company’s shares in a freefall, wiping out an astonishing $27 billion from […]
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