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Primanti Bros. CEO Sends Sincere Apology to J.D. Vance: ‘Sorry for Banning Your Campaign, Enjoy a Free Sandwich on Us!’
In a strange twist of fate, J.D. Vance, the U.S. senator from Ohio, has just been sworn in as the Vice President of the United States following a historic election victory. His ascent to the second-highest office in the country marks a significant milestone in his political career, but it has also brought a peculiar […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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