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NFL Announces “One Flag, One Anthem” Policy, Excludes “Black National Anthem” From Next Season’s Berlin Opening

In a bold and controversial decision, the NFL has announced that it will eliminate the “Black National Anthem,” also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” from its opening festivities starting in the 2025 season. This decision, made just ahead of the season’s start in Berlin, Germany, has stirred passionate debates about race, inclusion, and […]

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NFL Imposes Ban on Taylor Swift’s Entry to Chiefs Games Starting Next Season in Berlin

In an unexpected move, the NFL has revealed that Taylor Swift will be prohibited from attending Kansas City Chiefs games starting in the 2025 season. This decision, effective from the season opener in Berlin, Germany, signals a dramatic shift in the league’s approach to celebrity involvement and its relationship with the media, particularly the intense […]

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Jon Voight Rejects $20 Million NFL Ad Offer with Robert De Niro, Says “Never Work with Woke Creep”

Jon Voight, the acclaimed Academy Award-winning actor, has made headlines with his bold rejection of a lucrative $20 million offer from the NFL. The offer was part of an advertising campaign for the 2025 NFL season, which will kick off in Berlin, Germany. Voight was reportedly approached to join fellow actor Robert De Niro in […]

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NFL Offers $100 Million to Kid Rock and Jason Aldean for Anthem Performance in Berlin, Says “We’ll Do It Free for America”

The NFL is making headlines with an unprecedented offer to two of country music’s biggest stars, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean. The league has reportedly extended a massive $10 million offer to the two musicians to perform the national anthem at the opening of the 2025 NFL season in Berlin, Germany. The league has also […]

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