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Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan
After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement comes as Hollywood witnesses a growing shift in audience preferences, with more moviegoers […]
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Breaking: Paramount Cancels $400 Million Project With Robert De Niro, ‘He’s Like A Baby’
In a shocking turn of events, Paramount Pictures has decided to pull the plug on a $400 million project starring none other than Hollywood heavyweight Robert De Niro. The decision has left fans and industry insiders baffled, with rumors circulating that De Niro’s recent behavior on set may have been the final straw for the […]
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