Kid Rock Bans Bud Light on World Tour: Refuses to Let Woke Brands Ruin the Party
In a stunning move, Kid Rock has announced that he will be banning Bud Light from his upcoming world tour. According to the controversial musician, he is taking a stand against “woke brands” and the influence they have on society. “I’m sick and tired of these brands trying to push their political agendas on us,” […]
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Anheuser Busch Cleans House: Entire Marketing Team Terminated Following Major Bud Light Faux Pas
In a stunning turn of events, Anheuser Busch has announced that it has fired its entire marketing department following what it calls the “worst mistake in Bud Light history.” According to sources within the company, the marketing team was responsible for a recent ad campaign that was meant to promote Bud Light’s new “lighter taste.” […]
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Augustus Anheuser III Apologizes for Controversial Bud Light Ads
In a stunning turn of events, Augustus Anheuser III, the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, issued an official apology today for the Bud Light Fiasco, in which the company released a series of controversial ads mocking craft beer. In a statement released to the press, Anheuser III expressed regret for the offensive nature of the ads, which […]
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