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Breaking: Denzel Washington Resigns As Brand Ambassador Of Tractor Supply Co, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”

In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment and corporate worlds, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has announced his resignation as the brand ambassador of Tractor Supply Co, citing a strong stance against what he describes as the company’s “woke” policies. This decision has ignited a heated debate on the role of politics […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls Funding from Tractor Supply Co, “Not a Single Penny to Woke Organizations”

In a move that has taken both the business and social spheres by storm, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he is pulling funding from Tractor Supply Co, citing his refusal to support what he describes as “woke” organizations. This decision has sparked widespread discussion and debate, highlighting the deepening divide between traditional business […]

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Just in: Elon Musk Inflicts a $800 Million Blow to Budweiser

In what could be a new chapter in ‘The Eccentric Adventures of Elon Musk,’ our flamboyant billionaire has added a new feat to his resume – costing Budweiser $800 million , all thanks to a tweet. Yes, you read it right! Musk, in his new role as Twitter CEO, has once again proved that he doesn’t […]

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Just in: Target Loses $10 Billion In 10 Days Due To “Wokeness”

In a staggering turn of events, Minneapolis-based retail titan, Target, has experienced an astonishing loss of $10 billion in market value within just ten days. The sharp downturn comes as a direct result of the company’s attempt to champion what some critics label as ‘wokeness’, a term commonly used to describe heightened awareness of social […]

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