CBS Has Reportedly Fired Debate Moderators Norah O’Donnell And Margaret Brennan, “A Disgrace To Their Profession”
In a shocking turn of events, CBS has reportedly fired two of its most prominent news anchors, Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan, following the recent vice-presidential debate debacle. The move has sent shockwaves through the media world, raising eyebrows, clutching pearls, and making everyone wonder if the network has finally hit the “self-destruct” button. The […]
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Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”
In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following what Musk called an “extremely biased” vice-presidential debate hosted by the network, the billionaire decided it was time to cut ties, calling CBS “the most unwatchable, agenda-driven network […]
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J.D. Vance’s Boycott Call Costs CBS 6 Major Advertisers: “They’re Going Down”
In an unprecedented turn of events, Ohio Senator and Republican vice-presidential nominee J.D. Vance has successfully launched a boycott campaign that has cost CBS six major advertisers. Following what he described as “obvious bias” during the recent vice-presidential debate, Vance called for an all-out boycott of the network, rallying his supporters to hit CBS where […]
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J.D. Vance To Sue CBS For $1 Billion After Obvious Bias in the VP Debate
In what can only be described as the most predictable lawsuit of the election season, Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance has announced plans to sue CBS for a whopping $1 billion, claiming the network’s moderators displayed blatant bias against him during the vice-presidential debate. The Ohio senator, who faced off against Democratic nominee Tim Walz […]
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Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens Sign $400 Million Deal with CBS for Morning Show to Rival ‘The View’
In a move that has left both fans and critics alike buzzing, Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens have reportedly inked a jaw-dropping $400 million deal with CBS to host a new morning show set to directly rival ABC’s The View. The deal, which is already being touted as one of the biggest in television history, […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Signs a $1.8 Billion Deal With CBS for a Non-Woke Movie Production Studio
In a move that has sent ripples through Hollywood and Silicon Valley alike, Elon Musk has partnered with CBS to launch a $1.8 billion film production studio focused on creating what they are calling “non-woke” content. This unexpected collaboration between the tech mogul and the legacy media powerhouse aims to reshape the entertainment landscape by […]
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Breaking: CBS Offers Tim Allen and Richard Karn $1 Billion for a Non-Woke Sitcom, “Bound to Make Waves”
In a groundbreaking move that promises to redefine sitcom television, CBS has offered Tim Allen and Richard Karn a staggering $1 billion deal to create a non-woke sitcom. This bold investment reflects CBS’s commitment to fostering creative freedom and addressing the evolving landscape of entertainment. Tim Allen and Richard Karn, known for their iconic roles […]
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Breaking: CBS Signs a $1 Billion Deal With Jay Leno for a Late Night Show
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, CBS has inked a groundbreaking $1 billion contract with Jay Leno, heralding the iconic comedian’s return to the late-night television landscape. This bold decision not only underscores CBS’s commitment to reclaiming its stake in the late-night ratings war but also signals a significant shift […]
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TRUE: Roseanne Barr Lands a Staggering $1 Billion Deal with CBS for A New Sitcom
In a stunning turn of events, Roseanne Barr, the trailblazing comedian and actress, finds herself at the center of a billion-dollar offer from CBS to create a new sitcom. This unexpected development marks a remarkable comeback for the entertainment maven, who has been a defining force in the world of comedy for decades. Roseanne Barr’s […]
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Roseanne Barr Offered $100 Million by CBS to Pen a New Sitcom
CBS has made an outrageous offer to disgraced comedian Roseanne Barr – $100 million to write a new sitcom. Yes, you read that right. The same Roseanne Barr who was fired from her hit show in 2018 for making racist and offensive comments on Twitter. According to CBS executives, they believe that Barr has served […]
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