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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Rejects $500 Million Project with George Clooney, “He’s Awful”
In a stunning turn of events, actor Jim Caviezel has turned down a $500 million film project, citing none other than George Clooney as the reason. The blockbuster deal, which promised to be one of the most lucrative in Hollywood history, was abruptly halted when Caviezel expressed his unwillingness to work with Clooney, branding the […]
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‘We Get No Respect Here’: Whoopi Goldberg and Megan Rapinoe to Leave America Soon
In an unexpected twist of events that could rival any Hollywood script, actress and talk-show maven Whoopi Goldberg has announced plans to leave America. But the surprise doesn’t end there. In an alliance no one saw coming, soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe is set to accompany her. Their joint reason? A mutual sentiment: “We get no […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke
Looks like Jack Black’s mouth got him into hot water – and lost him a pretty penny! The actor’s anti-Trump comments have tanked his concert ticket sales, leaving him $15 million in the red. Who knew being a Trump critic could be so costly? Jack Black, beloved actor and frontman of Tenacious D has taken […]
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