Celebrity Feud

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Satire

Breaking: Shaq Bans Members of The View from His Restaurants, Saying ‘They’re Toxic in Nature’

In a move that’s as unexpected as it is bold, Shaquille O’Neal, the larger-than-life basketball legend turned entrepreneur, has declared that members of the daytime talk show “The View” are persona non grata at his restaurant chain. This decision, rooted in what Shaq describes as their “toxic nature,” has sent ripples through the worlds of […]

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Satire

Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Bows Out of $65 Million Project with Tom Hanks, “What A Woke Creep”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has reportedly pulled out of a $65 million project, refusing to work alongside Tom Hanks. Wahlberg’s reason? “What a woke creep.” This bombshell has left the entertainment industry reeling, with insiders and fans alike scratching their heads in bewilderment. Let’s take a step back […]

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Hollywood Satire

“I Don’t Work With Woke People”: Tom Hanks Says No to Working with Rob Reiner

In a move that has left both fans and fictitious tabloids in a frenzy, Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart and the guy-next-door of Hollywood, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with none other than Rob Reiner. The reason? Hanks, in a dramatic departure from his usual persona, declared, “I don’t work with woke people.” Yes, you […]

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TRUE: Candace Owens Kicks Joy Behar Out Of ‘The View’ Set On Her First Day

In a stunning turn of events on the set of “The View,” conservative commentator Candace Owens made headlines as she seemingly threw co-host Joy Behar out during her very first day on the popular daytime talk show. The incident, which unfolded live on air, has ignited a firestorm of discussions about the clash of political […]

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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Sues Whoopi Goldberg Over ‘Defamation’

Buckle up, dear readers, for we are diving headfirst into a bizarre tale of politics, celebrities, and a billion-dollar lawsuit that even the most inventive Hollywood screenwriter couldn’t conjure up. In this latest episode of “As the World Turns Absurd,” the ever-controversial Tucker Carlson has decided to file a lawsuit . The defendant? None other than […]

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‘You’re Not Welcome Here’: Guy Fieri Kicked Off Whoopi Goldberg From His Restaurant

It was a day of high drama and unexpected spice in the heart of Fieri-land, an eatery for both the discerning and the undiscerning palate, a cornucopia of cacophonous culinary creations and a site of unexpected celebrity feuding. But not even the Food Network could have cooked up the drama that unfolded when Guy Fieri, […]

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