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Breaking: The Oscars Ban John Cena Permanently from the Academy Awards: ‘He Crossed a Line’
In a move that has sent ripples through the entertainment world, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has made the unprecedented decision to permanently ban John Cena from the Academy Awards. The reason behind this drastic measure? “He crossed a line,” according to a statement released by the Academy. This decision comes in […]
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