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Chuck Norris Turns Down $25 Million Disney Deal, Slams Hollywood’s Woke Agenda

Chuck Norris, the iconic martial artist and actor known for his roles in films and television shows like *Walker, Texas Ranger*, has never been one to shy away from expressing his personal beliefs. Recently, he made headlines by turning down a substantial movie offer from Disney, reportedly worth $25 million. The reason behind his rejection? […]

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Breaking: Chuck Norris Steps Down as Honorary Scout Master, “Woke Agenda”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the scouting community and popular culture, Chuck Norris, the legendary martial artist, actor, and cultural icon, has resigned from his position as Honorary Scout Master of the Boy Scouts of America. This resignation comes on the heels of the organization’s announcement that it will be changing […]

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Chuck Norris and Roseanne Barr Team Up for Morning Show: “I’ve Always Wanted to Work With Her”

In a surprising move, Chuck Norris has announced that he will be joining Roseanne Barr’s morning show panel, claiming that he has “always wanted to work with her.” The news has sparked a mixed reaction from fans of both Norris and Barr, with some hailing the pairing as a dream team, while others are left […]

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