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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon

Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]

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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing

In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]

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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown

In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Rejects CNN’s $30 Million Offer

In a shocking turn of events, controversial Fox News host Tucker Carlson has reportedly been fired from the network after a series of controversial statements and on-air incidents. However, instead of being devastated by the news, Carlson has reportedly turned down a $30 million offer from CNN to host his own show on the network. […]

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Just in: ABC Sells “The View” to CNN For $400 million

In a stunning move that has left viewers across the country scratching their heads, ABC has announced that they have sold their daytime talk show “The View” to CNN for a whopping $400 million. According to industry insiders, the decision to sell “The View” was made after ABC executives realized that they were no longer […]

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CNN Exposed: Jeffrey Epstein Owned 51% of News Network, “He Called the Shots”

As the world continues to unravel the dark secrets of the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, recent revelations show that he owned a significant stake in one of the world’s largest news networks – CNN. According to court documents, Epstein held a 51 percent stake in the network and reportedly “called the […]

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