Colin Kaepernick

Travis Kelce Fined for kneeling
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TRUE: Travis Kelce Fined $1 Million For Anthem Kneeling

The resonating sound of the national anthem traditionally unites spectators and players alike in a shared moment of national pride. However, on what was supposed to be a day of celebration for Kansas City Chiefs’ star tight end Travis Kelce, a gesture of silent protest managed to grip the entire stadium in a moment that […]

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NFL Refree Kneeling
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TRUE: NFL Referees Eject 3 Players For Kneeling During National Anthem

The NFL has seen its fair share of controversies, debates, and transformative moments throughout the years. However, the recent action taken by referees to eject three NFL players for kneeling during the National Anthem has reignited a fervent debate and drawn attention from fans, players, and pundits alike. It was during a highly-anticipated Sunday afternoon […]

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Colin Newyork Jets
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TRUE: New York Jets Players Threaten to Quit On The Spot if Colin Kaepernick Joins the Team

In a shocking turn of events, the New York Jets, one of the NFL’s storied franchises, have taken a bold and controversial stance that has sent shockwaves through the league. Reports have emerged that several key players on the Jets’ roster, including star quarterback Zach Wilson and standout wide receiver Corey Davis, have threatened to […]

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Colin Kaepernick Help Aaron Rodgers
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TRUE: Jets Head Coach Says He Will Quit ‘On the Spot’ if Colin Kaepernick Joins

New York City has never been one to shy away from drama, whether it be in Broadway shows, the occasional tabloid scandal, or, as of recently, its beloved football team – the New York Jets. This time around, the drama revolves around two high-profile figures in the world of football: Jets’ head coach and the […]

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TRUE: Nike Cuts Ties with Colin Kaepernick, Ends $20 Million Partnership

In an unexpected twist, sports apparel behemoth Nike announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason? According to inside sources, the company deemed Kaepernick “a bit too woke” for its taste. Nike’s partnership with Kaepernick began in 2018, a bold and controversial move that led to a […]

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Colin Kaepernick Help Aaron Rodgers
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‘We Don’t Want Your Help’: JETS Sidestep Colin Kaepernick’s Offer Following Aaron Rodgers’ Leg Injury

Football fans everywhere inhaled sharply when the previously unassailable Aaron Rodgers found himself on the wrong end of a sack during a New York Jets’ Monday night game. As Rodgers’ foot contorted in ways no human foot should, the weight of crushed dreams seemed to echo throughout the stadium. Fans and officials alike were left […]

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TRUE: Bud Light Appoints Colin Kaepernick as New Ambassador to Boost Sales

In a move that has left many beer enthusiasts and social media gurus scratching their heads, Bud Light, still reeling from the Dylan Mulvaney controversy, has announced its latest brand ambassador: none other than the football legend and activist, Colin Kaepernick. Because when you’re trying to recover from one PR hiccup, why not dive headfirst […]

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COLIN NFL SHAMPOO ENDORSEMENT
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TRUE: NFL Denies Kaepernick’s Return; Suggests Pursuing Shampoo Endorsements

In a surprise turn of events that’s certain to spark both laughter and heated debates, the NFL has officially declined Colin Kaepernick’s latest attempt to return to professional football. Instead of a spot on the field, they’ve suggested he might be better off endorsing shampoo brands. Yes, you read that correctly—shampoo. Colin Kaepernick, the former […]

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Colin NFL Kneel
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TRUE: Colin Kaepernick Pitches for NFL Return, Vows To never Kneel During National Anthem

In a twist that no one saw coming, Colin Kaepernick, the former NFL quarterback turned civil rights activist, has made an impassioned plea to be reinstated into the NFL. And here’s the kicker: he’s promised to stand tall and proud during the national anthem. Yes, you read that right. The man who once knelt in […]

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Steelers Kneel
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TRUE: Mike Tomlin Warns He Will Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem

In the heartland of American football, few topics have ignited as much passion and debate as the act of kneeling during the national anthem. The discussion took a new turn when Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach, Mike Tomlin, announced that he might terminate players who kneel during the anthem. This bold statement has rippled through the […]

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