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Lia Thomas Tired of Backlash, Dares Riley Gaines to a Rematch: “Let’s Settle This Once and for All!
- Alex Robin
- February 18, 2024
In the world of competitive sports, rivalries are the lifeblood that fuels excitement and drives athletes to push beyond their limits. Recently, Lia Thomas, the trailblazing transgender swimmer, has thrown down the gauntlet, challenging her former competitor, Riley Gaines, to a rematch that promises to capture the imagination of fans worldwide. Thomas, whose journey in […]
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Anheuser Busch’s CEO Steps Down Following Record-Low Bud Light Sales
- Alex Robin
- April 6, 2023
In a shocking turn of events, Anheuser Busch CEO, Michel Doukeris, has announced his resignation amidst a catastrophic decline in Bud Light sales. Sources close to the company say that Doukeris made the decision to step down after realizing that Bud Light sales had hit an all-time low. Apparently, the recent trend towards healthier living […]
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