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Breaking: Bud Light Suffers Nearly $500 Million Loss in a Single Day Despite Super Bowl LVIII Ad
In a stunning turn of events that rippled through the beverage industry, Bud Light, a titan in the world of beer, faced a staggering financial setback, losing nearly $500 million in just a single day. This shocking loss came despite the brand’s high-profile advertisement during Super Bowl LVIII, an event known for catapulting commercial participants […]
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Just in: Anheuser-Busch Experiences $27B Tumble in Wake of Mulvaney Controversy
Anheuser-Busch InBev, the proud custodian of Bud Light, is currently neck-deep in financial turmoil. A significant component of this predicament can be traced back to the controversial collaboration with the transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney. The aftermath of this questionable alliance has left the company’s shares in a freefall, wiping out an astonishing $27 billion from […]
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